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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:43
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
share office space ...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Still no good
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts